Kirsten not Kristen
A midget psychic broke out of prison the other day. The headlines read "Small Medium at Large"

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

in my photoshop class we had to make a food portrait so I chose
to make Chris Christie out of meat

in my photoshop class we had to make a food portrait so I chose
to make Chris Christie out of meat

love-tastes-like-lemon-juice:

dream7790:

best one

The legend

keylaleigh:

psychoholic:

buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.

You’d have one too if you were 8 for 14 seasons.

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lampghost:

WARNING This is the VERY pornographic sound of a human male MASTURBATING

Listen at your own risk…

hey-thar-im-sarah:

I’ve reblogged this at least ten times since 2009 ok

hey-thar-im-sarah:

I’ve reblogged this at least ten times since 2009 ok


I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.